order previously from code name 'Launchpad'. He
should have directed you to the 'package'. In this
package you should have found: chewing gum, laxatives
(to be explained later), dental floss, and and egg.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to decipher what the
contents mean. Take these contents to the forst floor
of the building to the left of you right now. There
you will find a man. Give him the egg with no
explanation. He will direct you to a shwaurma stand
in Odessa. At this stand you need to ask for the
assorti schwaurma and eat it. Do not get the juice
all over you or else the mission is compromised.
After the schwaurma is finished, proceed to the
nearest magazine. There you should buy 1, I repeat,
ONE yablichni cok (1 liter). This will give you the
power necessary to engage in a fully unconventional
conversation with a Ukrainian. Do not question what
the Ukrainian is saying, just say Da (no Tak as they
will hound you). If you succeed with this, further
directions will follow soon. Do not question this
message, just do what you are told so that the mission
will succeed. "Launchpad' may give additional
instructions. If they seem vague, do it anyway.
'Launchpad' does not know the contents of this
message, and do not share this information with him.
If you do, the mission can be compromised.
Bruce
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